I am telling you this week can not end soon enough for me. Then again neither can the need for me to drive to Oakland 5 days a week. It will be 11 years on Saturday since my beautiful wife and I got married, and coming up on 19 years since we first met. No matter how much I talk shit to her because that is just the smart ass that I am, it seems like yesterday that we first talked and I have never loved her more than I do today. Thank you for the ride. Hmmm... let's change that to journey. My little baby is going to be 7 this Sunday and I could not be more proud of that little stubborn bitch!
On to why I, I mean WE, are here....
Ever notice when you are bored out of your skull from a lack of challenges or activity how you tend to notice or think about the oddest crap? Guess that can explain 50% of the posts on this blog. The other 50% is just out of pure frustration with my surroundings! I mean I notice most things that are going on around me, for the most part, but I am sure as hell my wife will disagree. My only suggestion to her is to show me your boobs more often and I might stop staring at them while you are talking to me. Anywhooo.... Just some tidbits and nuggets today for those of you who are following this omnidirectional circle jerk.
I have tried putting some of this stuff in My Soap Box and Random Rants, but none of you make your way into those sections to read them so I am just going to blast way here. Sorry if this rolls over to something that you feel is an attack on you, which it is not let's be clear, but I got set off this morning and it is time to let it all hang out! Like I said this is about NO ONE, when I get to some of those points you may feel like are hitting close to home, but when you hear and see enough of the same crap over and over again... odds are someone out there is going to go, "He is talking about me!" Nope... let's just say that these are epidemics in today's society and even though everyone knows they are going on, no one wants to talk about it. I have no fear, after all my wife stopped reading this this months ago because she already knew I was full of shit! But shocking as it is ladies.... guys do talk. No not that extreme detail talks that you have about us, but more along the lines of, "Does your wife do this to?" so let's just say that some of these are just things I have picked up over the years.
OK... batter up! Let's start out with what set me off. Note to people in a parking structure. I know when you start driving in one of these things you have flashbacks to your Hot Wheels sets when you were a kid, BUT that does not mean that it is OK to drive through them at 40 mph when people are getting in and out of their cars, walking to the stairs and needing to cross the lane, all while you have 6 feet of visibility as you squeal your tires and catching air on those POINTLESS speed bumps the entire way up! I had to jump to avoid a woman's headlight being driven half way up my ass this morning for just such a reason! To remind her there are people in the structure I went "Smut Queen" on her and told her to everything but have a nice day! She is the winner of my first ever, I know you hate this ladies and I will say sorry from right now, Cunt Monkey Award! Cheers to her.
I don't care to see your nipples. Men that is. Guys, when you wear a dress shirt please do the world a favor and put on an undershirt! It does not matter what color your shirt is, most dress shirts are thin enough to see through. Especially those cheap fuckers that most of you wear! Good silk dress shirts do not have this problem, but most of you cheap bastards are not putting out the kind of money to buy them. So do us all a favor and add $10 to your outfit and put an undershirt in the mix. I don't care to see your nipples, chest hair, tattoos, armpit hair or back hair! I know... all of this coming from a lower class P.O.S., but hey... I used to be one of you and it just looks tacky as hell. Girls.... forget any of these statements, I do enjoy seeing yours!
Heavy people should not wear textured clothing. I am sorry, but if you are big please do those around you a favor and do not wear clothing that will make noise when you walk around your office. This is annoying as hell to those who work around you! All I can sit here and think about is the Seinfeld episode where George is on an interview wearing a new suite that "Swooshed" when he walked! Come on people... I know you can hear it! Clothes are made to be seen, not heard.
People are so fucking lazy it is not funny. It kills me to watch these lazy bastards walk up to the restrooms and push the handicap buttons so the door will open for them. What did they do 5 months ago before the buttons were installed? These are the same people who walk an 1/8 of a mile to the parking garage and instead of walking up one flight of stairs to their car they will wait 5 mins for an elevator to carry their ass. You know if you kept walking maybe your pants would not sound like a sanding block on wood. I bet they walk their ass to McDonald's everyday and super size the fuck out of their meal though!
The morning blitz! I can only laugh each morning as I come into work and see the mad dash of early morning coffee drinkers as they all sprint to the bathroom for their morning constitutional. In the heavily public use first floor bathrooms nonetheless! Gross. Probably do not have the cheek strength to wait for the fat-o-vator to take them to the upper floors where the clean bathrooms are. I could not imagine sitting with dirty ass all day. You can only wipe so good and 12 hours of funk is gross! I threw up in my mouth a little when I thought about what their desk chair is going through.
Really? I walk in this morning to hear Cracker on the phone fighting with his wife once again. Now this is nothing new but in my pissy mood it made me think about relationships and the choices that people make in them. (Hang on!) He gets off the phone and is talking to Munson over his cube and just about called his wife every name under the sun. Talking about, "How fucking annoying she is." and "He does not know why he puts up with her and her crap." Dude, really? Ahhh... maybe because you said, "I do." to her at some point in time? I don't know... call me silly but if you have thoughts or comments about your spouse in that manner don't you think you should have beat the bushes a wee bit more before making that kind of commitment to her? Last time I checked a marriage is a two way commitment, not a, "Take them off the market for now until something better turns up!" If you are only window shopping people, leave it at that. I know I am one to talk since I have been divorced but I was young as hell and thought that I was doing the right thing. After all I was 17 and knew it all, right? I can say this much... I will defend my wife to the nth degree. I may not agree with what she says or her actions, but I would NEVER throw her under the bus like I just heard him do. Now my thoughts to Cracker... If she is annoying then why did you marry her in the first place? If you say pussy then you are stupid because if you turn any girl over and look.... they all have one! Put up with her crap... If it was the right relationship in the first place, would there even be crap to put up with? I will give Cracker some credit on this one... his wife did call back like 10 times in the 5 minutes that followed this conversation and each time he told her that they would talk about it later when he was not at work. Way to listen!
So I sit down to read my morning news feeds and come across the following news summaries -
- 17 years ago a man was convicted of a triple murder and prior to his trial he had requested that he defend himself at his trial. The requests were made 5 weeks before the set trial date and the judge denied his request on the grounds that he was trying to delay the trial itself since there was no way he could prepare for such a case in that amount of time. The man was assigned a new lawyer, convicted by a jury on all three accounts and given the death sentence. He has appealed the trial on the basis of not being allowed to defend himself in court and has had the entire case voided. He is getting a new trial.... with a DIFFERENT lawyer! I thought the grounds for the new trial were based on the fact that you did not get to defend yourself? Our justice system is a complete joke! I am with Texas on this. If you commit a heinous crime with more than 3 credible eye witnesses, admission of guilt or overwhelming physical evidence you are sentenced to death and THEY FOLLOW THROUGH ON IT! Not 15, 20 or 30 years down the road. It is more like, "We will see you in a few months buddy so go tend to any personal affairs that you need to, and pray to your maker!" The bottom he is not taking into question the evidence, a witness or anything else so why in the hell is he getting a new trial with a new lawyer? You were convicted of the crimes and you don't want to own up to it, so use taxpayers need to foot the bill on a new trial? You know odds are that this asshole will get off on some technicality, right? These murders were almost 30 years ago and I am sure witnesses have passed on during that time, files have been lost, people who heard the case have been accused of things after the fact that are now going to be held against them... whatever! This just pisses me off because since Alice has been killed and I have stayed in constant communication with the DA and it is sad to see how hard it is to put away bad guys. I mean they are not going to seek the death penalty on the dirt bag who killed him because they do not feel they will get the jury that they need here in Alameda to pull the trigger on it. The person who killed him is Asian and they said being a very Asian populated area they would most likely end up with Asian jurors who would not want to sentence him to death. Really? They have taped phone conversations of him admitting to murder is not enough to sentence a person to death? How in the hell is he even allowed to enter a not guilty plea? He fucking admitted it! Where is the confusion? The ball less justice system. What a joke. What ever happened to the approach of "Get a rope!" when you know someone was guilty? Oh yeah innocent until proven guilty. And his own words... not good enough. Up yours.
- Hidden video at a dairy farm shows workers beating cows with crowbars, stabbing them with pitchforks and punching them. There are 12 counts of this crime he is being accused of. One of them showed him using metal wire to tie a calf head to a pole on the ground while he beat it with another pole until it bled. This 25 year old genius was fired and can be fined up to $750 per count and 90 days for each. Is that really enough? Really? I think chemical castration to make sure he has no offspring would make a LOT more sense.
- For those that read my Rant yesterday... at 10 the market was full of nothing but positive financial news. Housing start ups were better than expected, and factory orders have risen. How are things so different in 24 hours? Maybe the fact that it is spring time and this is the time of the year that builders, build? Duh! You still have to get people to buy them and banks to be able to lend money. Little curve ball for you in 6 months! An hour later it says that investors were bargain hunting after yesterdays sell off. So shit that people considered crap yesterday is a bargain today? The day ends with the Euro sinking in value and the market falls and gives back all of its gains within 30 minutes before the final bell. Ahhh... last time I checked the Euro was crap yesterday... why the big shock? Did Greece find $40 trillion under a mattress that it forgot about in the morning only to have it be monopoly money or something? Until the regulate the markets better and kill off these power day traders it is nothing more than a get rich quick scheme that affects all of us. It is no longer a long term investment under today's mindset. (That was written yesterday. I know... it has taken 2 days to do this shit to this point!) Just for a laughing note, they say the economic rebound slowed last quarter. After all that good news yesterday? Stocks said the hell with it this morning and took off anyway, on get this, China having confidence in Europe! WTF? Let's be honest.... financial advisors are no better than weathermen! They have no idea what it is they are really doing. They are just looking for their next dollar and they will lie, cheat and steal to get people into the market with their money, so they can make money off of it. Lemmings!
- The Feds busted up a social networking site based one child porn. Does any more need to be said? I am sure they will get a $10 fine when they deserve to be stoned in the nearest town square. Sick fucks. Don't break that shit up. Leave it up, hunt them down and gut them like fish! There were 1,000 members on this site and they were exchanging millions of image files. These people have no place in this world and an example should be made of people like this.
SON OF A BITCH! Something happened to blogger and I lost about, ooohhh... 3 hours of typing that followed this when I tried to post. It is supposed to auto save like every few seconds and it told me that is what it was doing. I go back to bring to grab the page and repost it and this is what I got. I give up. Done.
Toner Boy
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