Yeah... it's Monday again.
Overall the weekend was not too bad. It would get a 6 out of 10 on my fun shit meter.
Friday night after work we went to The SC book party for Smut Queen at their place. The SC was in the house, except Ed, Sleeper Cell and Cheese. Damn Livermore people! It was a low key event for the most part as we talked, snacked and drank in celebration of the release of her book this week. Sometime in the night, after another Sharks loss, The Fuzz called me and Chet into the other room where we found a pile of Nerf guns and ammo! This could only mean one thing.... WAR! I tell you what, this is why The SC is so exclusive and new members are going to have to pay monthly dues! We acted like jackass kids for the next 30 mins just running around and shooting anyone we could. Until we noticed that all of the ammo was missing. Well Hunny figured that if she could not get her hands on a gun to shoot people, then she was going to grab all of the ammo and put it down her top. Nice thought... wrong idea! The Fuzz and Chet grab her and bring her into the other room where I relieve her of her hoarded treasure! At this point we were all laughing so hard that the battle was over due to exhaustion! Never has so much fun been had for so damn cheap! Thanks for bringing out the "Fun Guns" Hun.. ahh, I mean The Fuzz!!!
A soon to happen night of "Stupid Adult Fun" will be held in one of the Tracy parks! Ed you guys better make it for that! We will rely on The Fuzz to keep us out of jail, or at least in our own collective cell once we are in the slammer!
On Saturday I got up and did a few things around the house in the morning before going and getting a much needed oil change in the car. I decided to rattle Game Time's cage to see if he was up for killing the time it was going to take for the service by going down a Rusty's for a few drinks. Low and behold he had to take his mom's car down to get its oil changed for her as well, so we went to watch the A's and Giant's game, NASCAR race, Laker's game and some sci-fi show with a bunch of hot looking girls on it! Needless to say they were slower than hell getting our oil changed, but with a well mixed Jack and Coke in your hand... you really don't give a crap! It was nice to just hang out with Game Time and chew the fat a little bit and talk about putting a few more things in our appointment books then we have in the past year over a few drinks. It got to late to cook so I went and grabbed some take and bakes and headed home. Thunder had a friend sleep over that night and the girls had fun playing all night long while I slept!
Sunday I got up and made the girls waffles and finished cleaning up a few things around the house. Went and met Pop's to run an errand before going over to their house to cook. Made some broccoli potato and cheddar soup, some Parmesan potato cakes and a couple of pork loins. Nothing overly tough, but it all came out very good and we ended up with leftovers for days as usual. Went home stuffed to the gills and started to watch Celebrity Apprentice through my eye lids before leaving Hunny at 9:45 to go to bed. Dude... I am getting old! My ass could not even stay up until 10. That is sad.
On the way into to work this morning I did at least have the pleasure of seeing why traffic sucked ass! No more then 1/2 mile before me a bike and a BUNCH of cars tried to get better acquainted. Oops. When I drove by the guy was laying on the shoulder with everyone out of their cars and as I looked down at him his foot was pointing in the wrong direction! So cool. That will teach the old fart that splitting lanes in heavy traffic on a rice rocket is not the best of choices he could have made for getting to work no matter who was at fault. These guys go through there just assuming that all of the drivers are looking out for them and see them coming up at 30 miles an hour faster then they are going. Shit is going to happen.... sorry.
Put in for my day off this Friday so we can take Little Miss out for her birthday weekend. She is going to be 17.... no wait.... 7 on Sunday. It just seems like 17 talking to little miss know it all! Just the fam is going to take her out for lunch and a show on Friday so it will be a nice her day! We decided to wait on our next trip to Disneyland for a few more weeks so we could see the new water show and wait for some of the rides that are currently being worked on to open back up. Sort of pissed because once again I am missing the Food and Wine Fest going on down there this year, but the trips to Disney are for the kids. Right? Saturday Big Willy Style is graduating from high school and we are going to attend that and his party after. Sort of odd because it is our 11 year anniversary on Saturday as well, but we will make the most of it. Then again being there with Zebra and Game Time making the most of it is never a doubt! Hell maybe I will pour Hunny some more tequila for some liquid courage later that night? Oh wait.... house guests that night as well. Well... there is always the 12 year, right? What's my hurry? Sunday we are going to have a little get together with cake for Little Miss over at Turbo's, and I believe that Monday is a day of rest.
Wow that is a lot of shit with not a laugh in sight. Guess it is time I stop writing this thing and find another way to stay off the ledge because I am boring myself with this.
Hey maybe I should check my lotto tickets and this is all just fo....... nope.... this is still my place of work.
Well if anything worth typing comes up this week you will hear from me again.... if not.... not.
Toner Boy
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