Maybe it is because I am leaving at 12 to go finish working on Thunder's science project and I don't have to be here at The Great Space Coaster all day, or the fact that I had a great weekend. Either way damn good day for a Monday!
Had a good weekend catching up with Zebra and Game Time on Saturday night as we were out with After 6 and Monkey for a bite to eat and some drinks. Just sort of picked up right where we left off as a group and had a good time. Hunny made a new, old friend in Ta-Keel-Ya. Personally I think I am going to start slipping it into everything she eats or drinks!
Mother's Day was great as we went over to Turbo's and me and Pops went and bought food for all the ladies and I got my cook on! Made salmon 2 ways, (Italian Herb and Cajun Sweet & Spicy) Italian Brussels sprouts with red pepper, smashed garlic potato cakes, BBQ chicken and burgers for the kids. We wrapped up dinner with a game of cards and watched Lu beat on Pops for the two of us cheating (So they think!) at our end of the table. We are pretty bad cheats, because we both lost!
I know my lack of crankiness is not sitting well on your reading palate today so I am keeping this one short and sweet today.
I will say that Penis is missing today (Not mine!) so it is a little nicer being here.
Influenza sounds like Ferris Bueller over there playing the keyboard when he was sick with shit squirting out of her every which way.
Wall Street is a fricken joke.
Huckaby pleads guilty this morning and is going to burn in hell as she should. Sick bith! (That's for you Ed!) If they give her anything less then a life sentence then a second crime would be committed! (June 12th they can sentence her anywhere from 25 years to life without parole.)
My left hand itches which either tells me that it misses me, or there is a money windfall coming my way. I hope it keeps missing me for a long ass time!
Damn it! Influenza just came over to ask me for help and she kept wanting me to sit down in her chair and work on her computer. No, No, No Rose! I will tell you what to fix lady, and if that does not work I will go back to my desk to work on your shit remotely where it is much safer! I am not about to touch your snot spattered keyboard and mouse! There are wads of used Kleenex on her desk, cold pills, hot tea and what I thought was real funny a bottle of Spic 'n Span! I am taking my Germ X bath as we speak!
Someone put a quarter in Mr. Fro-Rogers this morning because he has come over to my little pleasure palace here and has ear fucked me without even a kiss for the last half hour. Blah, blah, blah.... Dude, go home and do that shit to your wife. Don't sit here and rape me! Your wife's parts are made for this sort of beating, and my ear... not so much!
Creeper has got some new shoes, but he needs to remove the $7 in change in his pockets if he wants to go around on the down low.
Cracker just busted his second soda at 10:11 this morning. Oh... and I hear a bag of chips as well!
I think that is all she wrote for today. Catch you next time I am in a crappy mood so you can enjoy your read a little more!
Toner Boy.... Ta-Keee-La! (You know in that little voice from the end of the Shimmy Shimmy Cocoa Bop song!) (Bet you sing it all day now. Just sayin.)
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