Real quick.... (Well as Twitterish as I get.)
Influenza has to have, what I assume has to be, typhoid or malaria at this point. Her sinuses are so fucked up when she sneezes now and the pressure builds up and it sounds like a party favor when it releases after each sneeze. Aaaahhh chewwww! Followed right after by, Ssqqwweeeee... Funny ass shit. She is almost like a 3 piece band!
Cracker just busted open his 4th soda of the day before the 11 o'clock hour struck.
Mr. Obvious and Trekkie are being royal pains in the ass today as they bombard me with stupidity.
Mo had her monitor go out this morning and she called me to replace it. Once I was over there swapping it out for her she apologized for "not being considerate" last week. Just when I think I have people figured out, she goes and says shes sorry. Whatever you bitch. I hope your girlfriends tongue falls off.
Those that were nice enough to Mega Lotto prayer for me last week, I ask for your well wishes once again tonight. For those who don't want to join in... may a family of ticks take up residence in your shorts!
Don't forget fellas that Mothers Day is this weekend. Show those special ladies in your life what they have meant to you and your kids. For those of you with more than 1 special lady in your life, after counting your mother of course, all the best of luck to you on not saying the wrong name during the day as you travel from lady to lady. Makes it real hard for you to sell them on you giving them some "special day" lovin!
Penis just either had some "air in the line" when he climaxed, or just had a real chunky burp when he walked by. What the hell is this? "Get your gas out corner!" I swear... do they not see me sitting here? I am going to go into my next meeting with him and just blow ass until he wants to heave just to prove a point. My Lord.
I think Ice Shaker has ants in his pants because he has gotten up from his desk no less than 20 times today to walk out to the lobby. God only knows what in the hell he is doing, but I feel like he is running track around my cube I have seen his bald ass head go by so many times!
Working on another overworked spreadsheet with Anyway again today. Someone please help me! No? OK, then please help him get the words out. I just want to hit him on the back of the head sometimes because I think that he is stuck!
Still need that fucking bell for Wigglesworth!
One of the auditors needed help with a formula for his spreadsheet today and all I did was ask him a simple question of what factors he was using to try and get his answer. You would have thought that I had asked him who he was cheating on his wife with! There was so much deliberation and hemming and hawing going on it was not even funny. Finally I just told him to show me how he would do it on the financial calculator and I will figure out the formula myself. Bingo! I found the source of the problem... he did not even know how that worked! Can't fix stupid.
Ahh... there goes The Throat! Thought I forgot about her huh? Nope. Just ain't heard the bitch for a few days. Thought maybe she got her flapper fixed or something. No such luck.
I want to rant on the stock market swings the last few days, but I am going to leave that alone because that is even stupider than the last guy I spoke of.
I have been told that my blogs are way to long for most of you to read so starting now I will be posting condensed versions of my stories.
Yesterday. Traffic. Guy got pissed. Brake checked. Cars scatter like Chiclets hitting the ground. Today. Walking. Lady fell. Should have seen it. (Is that better?)
Toner Boy
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