OK... and strike me down right now Lord if I am even fudging this one bit!!!!
No Friends just walked by me as I was going to lunch (She must have been out this morning because there is no way in hell I would have missed this all day!) wearing.... get this... tight black and white striped pants with this sort of green floral pattern in parts of the white sections, a maroon leather Members Only style jacket, a fuchsia pink top, that black and white animal print neck-er-chief that she always wears, (It has a pink border so I can see where she was trying to go here.) a lavender glossy leather handbag the size of my wife's bra, (Yes that is fucking big!) black leather driving gloves, lime green heels, (To go with some of the plant life on her pants I guess?) and yes... a matching green belt! Can I throw in the fact that she is pasty white and she wears hooker red lipstick!?!?! (No Hunny... the red does not work on her like it does on you with me!!!!)
All I can say is, "What the hell?"
Toner Boy
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2 comments:
OMFG!! It sounds like Mimi from that old show Drew Carey...lmao!!! Next please, please, please get a picture!!
Hahahahaha! She sounds like a fashion nightmare. Someone call the What Not To Wear people on her!
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