OK let's wrap this S.O.B. up and call it a week!
Happy Birthday to 2-T! (No... not the Tootie I have seen naked playing Pictionary!)(If you don't know this story..... don't ask!)
First of all I am flying the coop at 3:30 today to get a jump on traffic and less aggravation to start my little vacation weekend with The SC and family! Yay me!
That just means I need to find a way to squirm through the next 5 hours and 39 minutes and I am home free to see the apple of my eye. God I am SO looking forward to getting away with everyone, even if it is only a couple of days, it is not even funny! Now if the DAMN weather service will make up their minds on the temperature down there for the weekend! One day it says it is going to be in the mid 90's, the next day it is the low 80's! I know those bastards are only guessing, but.... COME ON!
Here is a big newsflash... you will never guess it... Raiders game is blacked out locally. If they were kind they would black in out nationally and save us the embarrassment of having it be seen by others! It is bad enough that 30,000 people paid to attend the event in the first place. Must just be an universal meeting place for parole officers to talk with their clients or something. It sucks to have to love and hate your team at the same time.... every year! The plus side of it is I now have 13 open weekends to do whatever I want until the playoffs without having to feel like I missed something. It is now all about the draft baby! Oh wait... we gave our 1st round pick away for a player with 4 sacks in 20 games since joining the team. Nice trade off.
OK... I just shaved another half hour off of my departure time today! That and the fact that I have been busy giving my wife a ration of shit over email for the last hour, this day is coasting by! The plane is now leaving the terminal in 3 hours and 51 minutes! With my hour long lunch nap thrown in the mix, this looks to be a pretty good day for Toner Boy! I have got a little pep in my step. Can't get to full of myself. The last time I was feeling good like this I told my wife 'I am looking pretty good today. You might have to work a bit harder for this. I may be cheap.... but I am not easy!' she cut me off ever since. That was '02. There was the Great Christmas Eve Flashing of '06 that is still hold dear to my heart though. Good times.... good times.
Best Friend are you and 1-T going to make it out to visit us or not little lady? I have not heard anything from you except a picture of a penis pillow this week!!!
Halloween is coming up fast and I need to get my house decorated all proper like. Anyone who knows me knows that we really do it up every year for Halloween! This year is no different. We are going to have an all day cook out at the house leading up to Trick-or-Treating that night for the kids. If you are in the area come on out and enjoy the day with us! Stop in and say hello, or see what you can bring and hang out for the day. We will be hanging out under the Easy Ups in the back watching football and cooking all kinds of food!
Penis is off soaking in some vacation time himself today so that is just like icing on the cake. Not having to listen to him all day is a blessing that is for sure. But then again I did have a conversation with Anyway that made me want to cut his heart out with a spoon! Damn that guy drives me nuts when he get stuck on a word. I know Infidel.... I know! Some words get stuck, but when I already know what he is going to say I just go all - 'Smut Queen getting cutoff while driving' deep down inside!
Catching Flies is just about completely gray now that the squid ink has worn off of his head. What do you want to bet his shit will be Elvis black by the time I return next week? Dude... you're old.... let it go.
*SHIT* Damn that Wiggleworth! Scared me like Mere on Facebook the other day just now. I need that bell.
Ass Clown and Albert... while I am out of town... think 6 numbers... not 3! You are only thinking of yourselves and pocketing $10 at a time. Dicks!
Hey Hunny.... don't forget the Almond Salad Toppers!
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| OK... I am only going to look at the ones in the middle! |
That is all she wrote! Enjoy your weekends. I am going to kick mine off tonight at Rusty's with the boys and watch some playoff baseball while enjoying pizza and beers! Mix if you are out there and in town come over and join us.
Starting tomorrow I will be in Fantasyland looking at these....>
That is right... that is how I roll! HA HA HA!!!!!
Be good all, and just remember....
Life is not ALL that serious.... don't forget to stop and laugh at yourself once in a while. Humility is a good thing to have, it shows you are human.
2 months, 24 days, 10 hours and 35 minutes until Napa!
Toner Boy
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