.... oh wait... you don't watch movies to know what I am talking about! Well that is a CLASSIC Anthony Michael Hall scene from 16 Candles right there Fuzz. An 80's cult film that the rest of The SC can't get enough of! Well maybe except Chet... there were no sports involved to peak his interest! Other great lines include ~
'Sofa city sweetheart.'
'The Donger need food!'
'I can't believe my grandmother actually felt me up.'
'Relax, would you? We have seventy dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens.'
'What was he wearing? Well, uh, let's see, he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes... Hmmm? No, he's not retarded.'
'Oto-mo-biiile?'
'I can't believe it. You make someone a bridesmaid and they shit all over you.'
'What's happenin' hot stuff?'
Sorry... this was about your birthday and not one of the all-time best movies, huh? OK, my bad.
Well Happy '37' Years in this swirling shit bowl we call life my friend! Who would have ever thought I would have found a cheer weekend drinking buddy, (who lets me play with his guns mind you!) at my daughters cheer gym? Go figure! Fuzz... Happy Birthday my friend! I know we missed lunch yesterday so you could get the Foo-mo-biiile fixed, but we will kick the weekend off properly with some pizza and beers at Rusty's on Thursday. The part about the Giants winning their playoff game so everything is perfect in your little world... I can't offer any promises! No I think they are safe going through the first round, it is just what follows for them that has me worried. Rumor has it the first 4 rounds are on Albert! Then it is off to Disneyland and our Captain filled water bottles! We will have to take some 'Put a little Captain in you!' pictures of us around the park and add them to the Toner Boy Fan Page on Facebook!
Hack I hope this wife thinks we are funnier than the last one when we are down there!
OK... Tuesday is here. 2 days, 7 hours and 44 minutes until the weekend! What? OK... my weekend! Best Friend... are you going to join us when we are down there?
I had a night of fun filled computer work over at Creeper's house last night. But it was all good and away from this place the guy is not all that bad I must say. He holds the same opinion that I do of the County-Government being run like total shit and it this were a real business they would not last a month. And here I thought that all of these 'Ass Hats' (Thank you for that term Hunny!) were just blind ass cup droolers who did not know their ass from a hole in the ground. Go figure.
I have to give another shout out to Corn today. He has been posting some AWESOME new pictures of his work on Facebook over the last week! Very nice! And the cross you did on McLovin's friend was great! If you have not seen him in a while, or if you are looking to get some ink work done... go see my boy at Simms Ink in Hayward and he will take care of you.
I have another buddy Double R out in Danville who is doing it right as well and would be real glad to see you. I hear he will work for a double cheese burger if you catch him at the right time of the day! AHAHA Just kidding. He is out in Danville and has posted some really great looking work himself!
Oh yeah that hit the spot. Nothing like a Triple Mint Latte on an empty stomach to kick you into gear! The only problem that I have is that I have nothing to do that requires me to be put into any gear other than 'N'eutral! Maybe I will run laps in my car at lunch to burn it off? Or I can run to Castro Valley and pick up Val's, eat, run over a see Corn, swing by San Francisco and feed a sea lion and then head back to the office. No... I am wearing the wrong shoes for all that. I will just sit and hover in my car.
Just looked at my calendar on my Outlook sidebar.... damn Napa State Hospital is getting closer, and closer, and closer.... (Thanks for reminding me Lu!) FLY!!!!
The Looker is back in the office after a month away. I don't know if he was gone on vacation, or just another one of his extended breaks! He left at 10:30 for one this morning and strolled back in the office at 11:07. That is the best job of rounding off 15 minutes in your favor I have ever seen!
Well since no one except Ass Clown posted a joke when I asked, (It went over like a fart in church by the way!) I am going to try movies! Tell me your all-time favorite movie and the best quote from it. One movie, one quote. Fuzz give us a Star Wars quote. Oh yeah.... you have not seen that one either. 'Well? We're waiting!' <--- Name the movie and the actor. First person will get a signed original script from my first movie 'Toner Boy - All Inked Out!'
The sequel will be called 'Toner Boy - Life in Napa. Oh Look... FLY!!!!' in 3D!
It is getting close to lunch time. Time to vibrate off and go get the RIGHT 6 numbers. Can't depend on any of you to get it right it seems! VROOM, VROOM! Why are my teeth chattering?? Was that liquid crank or coffee? Wow!
Toner Boy
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