Tired of me yet?
I must have some pent up energy or just need to get crap off of my chest these days because I am just a blogging fool! OK… just fool, but you get my point.
The Throat is driving me nuts as she is working with Anyway in the office right behind me. After a few minutes now I have noticed that she only clears her throat when she is not talking. Wonder if I slipped her some crank each morning and wired her to the flange so she would not be able to shut up if it would make the broken flapper in her throat go away from 8 to 5 each day? Hmm… no she is dumb as a box of rocks, so hearing her talk all day would be worse. Time to look for plan B.
Hunny’s birthday is coming up in about 6 weeks so those of you making the trip be sure to get your rooms booked as soon as you can. If you can only make it up there for one night, come up on Saturday and hang out all day before dinner that night. Thanks to Ednolb and her mom we got our room at the Atlantis for that weekend. You can stay any place you like though. Check around for the best prices… there are deals out there. Drinks will be at Roxy’s inside Eldorado on the 28th of next month at 4. Dinner will be at 7 in a yet to be determined place nearby. I do not want to price anyone out, especially myself, so we will choose a place that has something for everyone on the menu.
Would like to wish After 6 a belated birthday from Toner Boy!
Man The Throat is just in full piss everyone off mode today. She has been in and out of Anyway’s office this morning bitching about some of the reports that are being produced. She is telling Anyway that the reports are a waste of time because she still needs to sort the data to find what she is looking for. Anyway said that these are the same reports that have been produced (Saying, “Anyway” every time he gets a chance mind you!) for years and that no one has ever had a problem with them in the past. She is arguing with him that they never used to be this way and that they need to be changed right now! As she is stomping out of his office throwing her little temper tantrum her manager is walking past. She starts to spew the same story to her, and her manager tells her that she is on her way to a meeting and that she would talk with her after she was done. The entire time that her manager is talking she is clearing her throat in typical The Throat style of course! Seemingly deaf from clearing her throat she just keeps right on talking to her about her panties being in a wad as soon as the last word crosses her managers lips. Her manager just starts walking towards her meeting with The Throat in toe squawking in her ear. The Throat then eyeballs Anyway’s manager, Catching Flies, and drags him into the conversation to the point where her manager had to stop and participate. After 5 minutes of The Throat bitching away and not letting either manager get a word in edgewise her manager once again states that she has another scheduled meeting and would deal with it when she was finished and bolts in a fury! She is shaking her head and cursing under her breath as she walks down the hall. Classic! Damn.. that was the most drama around here since I threw a shoulder at Mo a few months back!
Macy’s made it official today that they will be opening a new store in the Tracy mall in the old Gottschalk’s location. I am glad to see we are going to get a higher class of thief’s in our little town. Maybe I will be able to pick up the wife a nice Coach handbag at a deep discounted price on Craigslist now?
The Looker just walked out for his 3rd break today and it is only 10:37 in the morning. Must be nice. Why is it if I take too long to go growl one out on the 5th floor the office narc’s are hunting me down? Hell this morning I spent 2 hours getting to work and walked in the door 10 minutes late and it was like I committed a 187. (murder for the rest of you.) Hell one of the guys in the office got here at 8:30 instead of 8 and they made him take it as vacation time! Vacation? Really? This place is a fucking joke. Sorry, but that is just stupid. Even for this place!
Speaking of jokes. For those of you who know my 2nd father Alice was killed about 2 years ago now, and the person charged with the crime has now been in jail for about a year and 3 months without a trial date in sight, has another PRE-TRIAL date for the end of September. Really? A year and 6 months in and they cannot come to terms on a trial date yet? It is bad enough that they have decided to not seek the death penalty on this little piece of shit because they feel that they will never get a conviction that results in the death penalty in Alameda County. Per the DA once they even agree to a trial date it is going to be at least 18 to 24 months out on the court docket. They said if it were a death penalty case the case would be set 5 to 7 years out on the docket! Yeah justice moves swift in these parts.
It is 11:02 and The Looker JUST returned. Damn… nice 15 minute break! Oh wait… you already had 2 of those today. This must have been your 25 minute break before you go to lunch in 58 minutes. Gotcha. If I had that kind of freedom around here my work life may not be so bad. Yeah it would. Who am I kidding?
Keystone Cop… ready to retire and open a nice sports based gastropub someplace? Very low key and classy. Not your typical bar, or bar food. You know… the kind of place you would want to hang out in. With the kinds of foods that you would want to eat. Oh wait you need a few more years to collect that second pension as well don’t you? =o) I will pose that question again in a few years! (If I am still sane by then!)
Just walked by The Looker’s desk and now he is over there having phone sex with his wife from what it sounds like. Wait… make that girlfriend. We are talking about something sexual after all.
I saw an article this morning on Yahoo Sports that Jimmy Johnson (No, not the fag driving the 48 car Monkey! The ex-Cowboys head coach.) is going to be on the next season of Survivor! Not only that, his 60+ year old ass is now a spokesperson for a male enhancement pill! Hey if that pill does for his Little Jimmy Johnson anything close to what Aqua Net did for his helmet hair… sign me up!
Corn…. Come out, come out wherever you are! I need good pain in my life right now.
I was glad to see my road rage yesterday made Infidel smile and think warmly about others being mean to people as well. Yeah I can see how it gave you the warm and fuzzies all over. After I blew her the kiss a was all happy with myself! It was good to be mean.
Need to pee. Hope I get some good material while I am there! *Hold music* Nope. Just me in there and there is no good material with that. Oh sure, there is plenty to laugh about but nothing that would make me feel good!
Stocks just fell through the floor on the Fed’s breaking news that the economy blows! Damn. Where would we be without their pearls of wisdom? How are people stunned by this shit is all I want to know? Oh yeah…. those with money have little to know idea that the rest of us are dumpster diving these days.
500 million of us use Facebook, but yet I have only 61 followers. That is a solid .000012%!!! Toner Boy ROCKS! Damn I have slept with more people. Hence why no one follows me!!!! AHAHAAH They are all - "Been there, done that, not worth any more of my time!" Now to the rest of you out there I say give me a chance to piss you off first. Then you can dump me.
For my NASCAR fans out there - What has crawled up Carl Edward's ass these days? For wrecking Keselowski once again last weekend NASCAR has fined Carl $25k and 60 drivers points. Sad. NASCAR should make him pay for the repairs on Brad's car if they want to send a message! I know that they say, "Rubbin is racin", but come on. I mean if that were true they should let me on the track. I have raced more in the past 10 years then the rest of my life combined! And there were a lot of 'getting to know your body' years in there. Just sayin.
OK I have had enough. Don't cry Sacagawea, I shall return. Or, maybe that is why you are crying? Huh.
Toner Boy
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