Same shit....

... different Monday.  Well that is not true.  I am one step closer to becoming a resident of the Napa State Hospital!

I hope everyone had a fun filled weekend of food and football.  Wait... we live in the Bay Area... there is no such thing as fun and football anymore.  No need to go into any details here, we all saw the crap with our own two eyes.  Then again with the great weather that we had I don't blame you one bit if you did not see one second of football this weekend.  There will be plenty of 'indoor' required Sunday's in the months to come that you can see all the football you want guilt free!

Moving on.  I would like to thank Albert for putting the curse of bad juju on the rest of us this fine morning with my 2 hour and 15 minute commute into work this morning.  Why would I think that this Monday would be any different than the rest?  Damn positive outlook on life crap.

I want to thank Ass Clown for not winning the Lotto over the weekend and me having to come in here in the first place as well.  I know he wants to blame me, but it is SO his fault!!  But hey... if you get that job and need to fill a team.... I put out.  I may not be cheap, but I am easy.  Just sayin.

As for my weekend.... I know... you are all riveted to your seats waiting to hear how I roll.  Friday night once I made it into town after 7, we went over to George's for dinner with the family.  Auntie and Rocco were back in town for a family funeral on Friday, along with Bert and Lippis.  Good to see everyone, but sucks as to the reason why.

Saturday we got up and went over to Turbo's and I made breakfast for Hunny, McLovin and the girls.  Then we went and worked on reports that they both have for school within the next two weeks.  Thunder on Native American Tribes which is due on the day we leave for Disneyland, and Little Miss on ancestry due this Friday.  I feel pretty good that Hunny and I will get A's on both of our, ahhhh... I mean, THEY will both get A's on THEIR reports once again that is.  Once they were done the four of us played Wii for a little while and it was good for some laughs!

Later in the day Hunny and the girls went to a SC get together over at Chet's place, while McLovin and I went to Dublin to go and bowl with Ass Clown and Ducky for Ducky's birthday.  Well needless to say, (Even though my dear, dear friends reminded me of it non stop the entire time I was there!) bowling 3 games twice in a 4 year period.... good things are NOT going to happen.  McLovin beat me the first game, as did the 2 jackasses like a drum.  I had a fair second game and beat all of them shooting a low 200.  The wheels came off my cart as well as Ass Clown's the last game and we pretty much bowled like crap to round off the night.  I know my excuse... what is theirs to even let me win one game?  Per them I was never good to begin with.  God I love my friends.  Always there to pick you up!  Guess I will stick with what I am good at.... don't know what that is anymore, but I am going to stick with it once I find it.  Either that, or I need to get new friends!  I can't even go with cooking and playing with myself... I even screw those up on occasion.

Sunday morning I got up early and went with Rocco and Pops to Costco to pick up BBQ goodies so we could hang out and watch some football with the family.  Rocco picked up some links from Lockeford Meat the day before and I cooked up a pork loin, chicken and asparagus for good measure.  It was more of a family gab session, than it was a football gathering!  So regardless of the outcomes of the games a good time was had by most it appeared.  The kids hung out in one room and let the adults chat in the other.  It was almost like Facebook in real life!  Go figure.

Hey Hunny.... "FLY!"

Is it just me or does everyone find it pretty ironic that the owner of Segway (An investor, not the creator) dies by falling off of a cliff while riding one of their devices?  Hell with ironic... I find it funny as hell!  Can I say it?  Can I?  OK..... It looks like he made a bad investment! *Bazinga*

Did you see The Race last night?  I know the commercials have been playing for some time now showing that girl getting hit in the face with the watermelon, but nothing compared to watching it last night and hearing her say 15 times, "I can't feel my face."  No shit?  You just took a watermelon off the grill at 80mph!  You are lucky it was not a seeded watermelon or you would have turned into a Gatling Gun the first time you sneezed!

11 days until Disneyland.  Not that it is a big trip or a long trip, but for some reason I think it is going to be a real good trip.  Then again... I have been known to be wrong in the past.  Hell I bet I was wrong in my last paragraph to some degree.  I guess as long as we don't eat any hot dogs this time we will be OK.  We are all going to go on this trip and McLovin is even bringing his girlfriend who has never been to Disneyland before.  At some point The SC is going to kidnap Hack and the 'Boys' are going to have to go out and ride a few rides together while the girls do what they do... 'cluck and shop!'

Oh I know you are thinking that I am going to get myself into trouble by saying these things.... no worries.  Anyone reading this knows that I am full of shit to begin with!  There is something to be said about being a jackass 24/7!

The CV Crawl is this weekend and rumor has it that Albert and I may make a run out there and make an appearance.  Don't hold your breath.... we have not gotten final approval from the bosses yet!  McLovin and I are going to go to the Raiders game on Sunday as well, so an all night bender it will not be.  But it will be good to see those of you still locals that I missed when I crashed the reunion at midnight earlier this year.  So look for us at the first couple of stops if you make it out!  The CV Stroll Queen agreed to pick up my tab if I made it out, so how can I turn that down?

OK I am off to finger paint! (Getting ready for my time in Napa)

Toner Boy