Happy Hump Day....

.... I guess it would be if I were the 'humper' and not the 'humpee'!  Guess that is why... never mind.

All I know is Fuzz better bring a BIG bottle of Captain with us to Disneyland in 9 days!  Oh wait... you are not even going to be there until Saturday.  Grrrrr......  OK Sleeper Cell I am counting on you for Friday!  Ed... double check the supplies before you leave!

Think I have just about had enough of being Toner Boy.  But Ass Clown and Albert can't seem to get the right 6 numbers for our Redneck Retirement Plan.

Seriously.  One more day of 4 hours in a car that does not result in me being in Monterey teeing it up on a golf course with an ocean view or Disneyland acting like a fool, shit is going to hit the fan!  Soon you will find me in a ball in the corner of the room talking to myself about $5 footlongs, toner, passwords, spreadsheets and..... FLY!!!!  It is bad enough that I talk to myself on this damn thing.

Calgon..... take me away!

Even better yet... Just tried to send a message to Hunny through our phones and her chat is turned off.  Don't know how I should take that.  Damn.... there are a ton of ways and a whole bunch of puns that go with that sentence right off the top of my head.  'Guess I still can't turn her on even after all of these years.' is the first one that comes to mind.  Story of my life.  A punchline.

So glad to see that October 1st is only 2 days away.  Love the fall weather more than any other time of the year.  Just hate the fact it is also a sign of another year wasted here at Sandal's with Sock's Resort & Spa.

Just read that After 6 and Monkey are going on a cruise in June.  Bite me.  Maybe I can blow up a raft and circle around in your pool so I can go on a cruise as well!?!? 'Next stop... same as the last stop!  All aboard!'

Why is it when you are trying to regain your footing in life the most you are always standing on algae covered rocks with bars of soap strapped to your feet?

This Saturday marks the 60th birthday of Peanuts specials being shown on TV.  I bring this up because my all time favorite Peanuts is coming up next month with 'It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown'.  When you watch it (You know you will watch it!) and you hear the words, 'I got a rock.' cross Charlie Brown's lips I want you to think to yourself.... 'That's Toner Boy!'

If this season of the Biggest Loser does not make you want to get up off the couch and do something, nothing will.  Best season by far when it comes to motivational reality.  None of the fluff, just honest truth.  Love it.

Need to go over to Creepers house this Saturday and do some side work on his home computer network.  That should be an experience!  All I know is he better have beer and cash.  Albert.... meet you at The Crawl if we are going.

I would like to thank Mother Nature once again for this hot weather because she has given Ice Shaker back his name.  Guess he ran out of apples to eat and he still needed a way to piss me off.

In only an hour and a half I am out of here and into traffic.  Woot-Woot!  Still better than Number 2 who is sitting at home in the heat with no AC in her house.  I had no idea you could even get a house with no AC in it these days!?!?

Trekkie is doing hot laps like an expecting father today.  Dude relax and go back to your office and play more World of Warcraft and think that no one knows.  Well I am sure most of these other dip shits don't, but I know what you are doing for 6 hours of your day when I am typing this blog!

I just sneezed.  Please, please bless me!  I have been without Influenza here in the office now for over a month and a half!

Penis just shot out of here to go and take pictures of the sites of Alameda County for our yearly Budget Report.  Try taking real pictures.  You know empty commercial buildings, panhandlers, graffiti, pot holes in the roads you could hide a Sherman Tank in, or the Ferrari in the parking garage driven by an overpaid member of the Board of Supervisors.

As a fan... RIP Greg Giraldo.

Toner Boy