How do ya do?

It is Friday and the world smiles.  Well so they say.  I am here at work while the family lays to rest one of our own who was taken from us too soon.  RIP.

Sorry I have not been myself of late as I 'herd my kittens of life'.  Just been one of those times in life when it was time to stop what you are doing and try and gather life back in and reflect on what it is you are doing.  For those of you who stop this process after you pour yourself cereal each morning, so you can follow along with my thought process here, it is like how you found out that you have to eat All Bran a hell of a lot faster than Captain Crunch before it gets soggy!  It was time VERY well spent though because going forward from here life is going to be so much better I feel.

OK... enough of the total enlightenment, that is not why you have cum, sorry.... come.  Eye hate when eye cross words up when righting.  You no the mind starts going on with thoughts and the fingers just dew what they want.  Dam it two hell.  Sun of a bith.  Write Ed?

So Hunny really is getting into college football for reasons unknown after I have watched it for all of these years with no interest on her part in the past.  She is looking for a team to get behind and so far her biggest reason for liking any team has been the colors that they wear.  So pretty!  She tried to tell me that USC was going to be her team because their colors were close to the Niners.  Being a Notre Dame fan I just about burst a vein in my head hearing that, but I think I talked some common sense into her since they are the 'brotherhood of lined handshakes' and the 'devil children' of collegiate sports.  I told her to go for respectable teams local to us that she would be able to see most of their games being played on Saturday's.... and to piss off Chet I told her that Stanford would be the perfect fit!  Good team, and probably the best college QB in the country.  Who unfortunately will kill the Irish in South Bend this week I hate to say.

14 days until our Disneyland trip!  I don't know who is looking forward to it more at this point... me or the kids?  McLovin can't make it because his mom is getting married that weekend, (Go Lisa!) but I am sure we will make another one or two before the year is out with The SC that he can attend and run around with me, Chet, Sleeper Cell and Fuzz!

Foo got a Blue VW Bug this week from the folks.  Very fitting I thought since is will be bouncing off of everything just like a bug as she buzzes around town!  Congrats Foo!  Sorry City of Tracy.

I get a text this morning from Ducky asking if I was bringing apps to the bowl tomorrow night.  I am guessing that the term 'Empanada' is what he really meant to say.  I don't know Ducky, even though it is your birthday I will see what I can do for you!  Those things are a ton of work on short notice, but I am sure I will come up with something if my schedule permits me too.  You should have sent in that request last week!!!  Then I could have went all 'Peter Brady' on you!

I was thinking about our next fundraiser for the girls cheer and I have come up with the perfect idea!  For $20 per person I am going to give tours of my office so everyone can put a face to the names in this blog.  As a bonus I will offer to the highest bidder the chance to spend a day here on 'Take our Child to Work Day' as my kid!  Just think... you can spend a day looking through my eyes at the world of Toner Boy!  All bids will start at $200 and go up in $20 increments.  God I hope Game Time wins so I can explain his tan to these people!  This should raise a few grand without fail!

Just went for a time wasting stroll (chewed up a big 4 minutes!) to find that they have installed a new pay phone in what had been an old gutted phone booth in the lobby ever since I started here 46 and a half years ago.  A few questions.... first, do people really still have a need for pay phones in this day and age?  It is sort of like offering a Beta VCR selection at Blockbuster. (oh wait they are gone now too!)  Next if you were on a cell phone call why would you take your call inside the pay phone booth?  One of the dumbasses from the office was in the booth (that has no door mind you!) talking on his cell phone!  It just looked odd.

Obvious is out today.  Penis is just being nutty.  Anyway...  yeah, anyway.  Which one do I look at? just walked past my cube wearing her yoga outfit.  There goes my lunch.  Yeah these group of goobers go out onto the roof of the parking garage at lunch and yoga it up on their little mats.  You would think I was in Berkeley!  Her and The Muff-keteers go up there most days.  Hell I have even seen Catching Flies with his mat in hand joining them.  Maybe I should go up there and watch?  You know... for some new material!

Well that is it from the trenches today.  Going to go to our other office and.... FIX A PRINTER!  FML.

Toner Boy