Well I have nothing else to do, so I am going to do you. In the eyes at least. Well you are the ones reading this, and trust me... I am phucking you. Like my wife... you just don't know it yet, so I will remind you when I am finished. Will you tell me how much you enjoyed it at the end to make me feel good as well? Yeah... her either.
Since this place and my life are more and more like a morgue each and every day, and no one wants to hear about my life, let's talk....... hmmmm, well whatever in the hell I can come up with I guess.
*Takes a sip of coffee. Scratches himself.* Yeah I got nothin.
Sorry I am bored and you are paying the price. God as much as I would hate to be you right now reading this.... well, I am already me so you have a leg up on me. I already know my way out of this mess as I will be swinging from a tree. If I were you I would dig my eyes out with a spoon to make the pain from this blog stop!
Oh look! We got our yearly batch of spare/replacement computers delivered just now. All 9 of them???? Yeah I guess jobs are not the only things being hit hard by the economy considering we normally get 50 or so. How in the hell am I supposed to get through 12 months with 9 spare computers for over 220 users? Do you know what these dip shits do to these things? Then again if I am still working here in another 3 months, 20 days, 6 hours and 43 minutes I have much bigger problems to concern myself with. Oh well their funeral.... Or mine depending on how you look at it I guess. Remember Ass Clown you promised to come and play cards with me if the doctors can pull me through!
Oh my gawd I have never been this bored in my life! My biggest fear in life is being alone, and these days I feel like I have been living in solitary confinement for the better part of a year in a half just about every waking moment of my life. I always thought that it was strange that people freaked out when prisons placed them in solitary. I thought that if it were me I would rather be in there then deal with the scum in the jail. Well I was wrong... they would both suck!!!! Guess we are all now clear on why I drink. Before it was for fun.... now it is for need!
Got side tracked there for a minute, because now it is post-lunch hour. Thinking about walking over to our other office and working from there the rest of the day. At least that office has a view outside. Maybe that will help my gloominess???
Nope. It is just brighter over here. Not the people, the light. Still feeling like a rain cloud is over my head. Either that or I am being pissed on by flying crickets. I need to defunk. Any thoughts out there? And before you say it Fuzz I took a shower! I think Corn needs to clear the chair and get me some new ink. Yeah a little fresh color in my life is a good start! What do you say Corn? How's my credit?? AHAHA
Ice Shaker just hit his knee on his file cabinet and is rolling around in pain over there. I almost had water come out my nose I was laughing so hard!! Bet that hurt. Sucks for him.
Penis is now sitting in the cube behind me working on another computer. What is it about having 'penis' and 'behind me' combined in a sentence that bothers me?
After months of waiting for the new Kindle to come out, and then weeks of waiting for the order to finally get filled Thunder's new Kindle got delivered today. Cool huh? I just read an article on CNET that says in a few weeks Best Buy will be selling the Kindle 3 in their retail stores for the same price as well. Go figure.
I think I am going to add to my frustrations today and go home and play online poker. Nothing like getting sucked out on to finish off a good day! Then again there is truly nothing like getting suc..... sorry. Flashback.
I know... my mind is always in the gutter. I am a male. What can I say? Maybe if I had the sex drive of a Eunuch we would all get along. Then again if sex were on the table like it was during those courting years this would be much less of a problem to begin with. And the couch. And the bathroom. The stairs. The car. Kitchen counter. The floor. Yeah.....
Yeah I know. All that passion and stuff is just gross! Especially when it does not live up to the 47 smut books you have in your nightstand drawer when they depict you getting mounted by Fabio. How could we live up to that, right? Yeah I take a good read over the real thing myself. You should really check this author out.... Toner Boy. His stuff is hot!
With that.... I leave you with Ben Stiller's best line ever, "Oh, and Jack.... Pam's pregnant. Focker, OUT!" - Meet the Focker's
Toner Boy
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