Give me your best jokes! Here are a few to get you started. Infidel needed a pick me up today so I have used some of the better ones already today....
Q. What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
A. They can smell it but they cant eat it!
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Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.
The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"
"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"
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What is the difference between a sin and shame?
It's a sin to stick it in and a shame to take it out.
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Q. How can you tell when a women is having a bad day?
A. She has her tampon behind her ear, and she can't find her cigarette.
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What do you call an anorexic with thrush?
A quarter pounder with cheese!
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Bungee jumping is like getting a blowjob off your granny, It feels great but for christs sake don't look down.
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A girl went into a doctors office with a Strawberry up her ass, The doctor said I've got some "Cream" For that.
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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner?
He smashed his nose.
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What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus!
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A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a jamjar on his cock.
A lady asks "What are you dressed as?"
He says a fireman!
You break the glass, pull the knob and I'll cum as fast as I can.
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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver.
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you."
He replies "BREASTS."
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Doctor Bob had sex with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.
Every once in a while, however, he'd hear that soothing voice, within himself, trying to reassure him: "Bob, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients, and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go."
But invariably another voice would bring him back to reality: "Bob, you're a veterinarian!"
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Toner Boy
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