That was a blur....

Well Monday is here.  Why????

I have a feeling that this entire week is going to feel like one giant Monday for some reason.  My group is missing for starters and it is just Catching Flies, Anyway and yours truly in the house.  Anyway has no clue about anything outside of a spreadsheet and Catching Flies only knows has to shoot spit bombs at people, or eating with his mouth open.  FML.  So the masses are bugging the shit out of me this morning while I am trying to get my blog on since Obvious is not here to babysit the booger eaters who think that I am the irritable one.  Now where do they get that?  Hold on... another dumb bastard needs my help. "Really?  You can't figure that out for yourself?  How do you even remember to breathe throughout the day?"

Quick round up of the weekend that was.

Thursday after I left work and did all of the shopping for Inez's party and got that out of the way.  It was a bitch to shop within Counselor's budget for 50 people, but I made it work.  Like there was ever a doubt?

I spent 11 hours of Friday cooking everything for the party before heading over to Albert's for Cam's birthday.  Was supposed to meet up with Double L out in Tracy, but the task of being a parent got the best of him and he had to whip his kids into shape once he got into town.  Hung out with the normal suspects and had a few laughs.  I will never look at Liquid Bandage or hemorrhoids the same again Albert.  Thanks.

On Saturday I spent the morning getting everything finished and ready to go for the party.  After 6 came and picked me up and we headed out.  Hunny had a cheer party for Thunder to attend to and her and Monkey met us there.  As soon as the party gets going my phone starts blowing up!  My class reunion was going on and people wanted to know where in the hell I was.  Told them that I had other plans and would not be able to make it out.  Well..... that went over like a fart in church.  After making sure all of the food was out, and knocking down some moonshine, Jager Bombs, Irish Car Bombs, Crown, Jack Punch and beers..... Hunny took me for a ride to my reunion.  From one party to another. Yeah..... THAT is what my body needed!

Well if that isn't a motley crew.... I don't know what is! AHAHA No it was real good to see everyone that was still there.  It is hard to believe that it has been 20 years since I had seen some of those people!  Hung out and closed the bar down at 2 before Hunny poured Albert and I into the car to take us home.  Well Jack in the Box drive thru first.... then home.  Nothing like a 3am pick me up off the dollar menu after your friend buys you shots of Wild Turkey for old time sake!  Hey friend.... there is a reason we stopped drinking that crap when we were kids!!!!  Then that same asshole friend cuts out because his babysitter had to go home.  What the hell Topher?  Next time get a 24 hall pass when you are going to drag me out of the wood work!

Sunday.... or the day from hell as my body called it.  Damn that Wild Turkey.  We sat like lumps on a log for most of the day after our bodies reminded us that we are getting too old for 21 hour days filled will liver and kidney damaging events.  OK, so it was just my organs that were damaged.  She is just too old.  After peeling ourselves off of the couches we finally got ready and went over to my parents house to make some food and pick up the girls.  Damn it was bright outside!  Did my best to cook, but I was lacking any sort of energy at this point in the day.  Seafood pasta came out OK..... I have done much better, but it was still a good meal to end the weekend off with.  Wait.  Are you sure these are my kids?  They don't look like the ones I saw the day before.  Oh yeah... I forgot the long term affects of Jager.  They were mine after all.

Now it is back here to the land of Oz.  This week looks to be one that I won't mind as much with Trekkie and Penis out on vacation all week.  Don't get me wrong... it is still going to be as boring as hell, but with them gone I will be able to spend less time in full ultimate boredom mode by reading more articles on the web than I normally would.

Influenza is over in her cube talking to someone and all I can hear is her spelling something to someone that ends in 'tof'.  She keeps saying, "TOF. TOF. TOF. F, F, F."  Finally she goes, "You know. A, B, C, D, E, F. F. F. F.  No just F!  F. F. F.  T, O, F.  T, O, F. F. F.  Ugh! No! F! F!" AHAHAHA OMG this has been going on for like 10 minutes now.  Unreal!

I see with the masses gone Creeper is putting some miles on his shoes today making sure that us underlings are well behaved.  I swear this is like a preschool daycare, more than a job.  Do they think that people can't get things done if they are not being watched or something?  OK enough about that... now back to my blog.

Just went to the bathroom and I was drying my hands by the door when I heard the 'click' of some lazy bastard pushing the handicap button so the door will open for them.  Here comes Searching for Quarters through the door already undoing his belt as he is walking in.  First of all, looking at him I will give him a pass for pushing the handicap button, and secondly he must have had to piss pretty bad because he was standing out there for the world to see while undoing his belt!  Must be a bitch to get that old and no longer be able to control your bladder!!!!

Going to go up to Reno on Friday morning to play poker with Ass Clown and hang out for the day before turning around and coming back home at some point on Saturday.  If I cash on Friday I very well may stay and play in the event on Saturday as well.  Just going to play that by ear and see how it goes.  Then again if I can't hunt down Counselor and collect my money from cooking this weekend I am not going to be going any place.  He is such the big Jew bastard!

Speaking of him... I have to say that the video that he put together for Inez's party was one of the funniest things that I have ever seen in my life.  Dude.... that video alone was worth the trip out to his place!  Counselor, you are classic.  Now pay up... bitch!

For those of you who are new to Toner Boy after listening to me tell you at the reunion to read this thing if you were in need of a good laugh, welcome.  Jump around and read some of my stories over the last few months, read the Who's who to understand the people I am dealing with and most of all read how this all got started.  This is not like a good book, so you need to read it all to have any idea what in the hell I am talking about!!!!  You thought that I was crazy when I was younger?  Hell no!  I was just getting started.

I want to pass along my condolences to Yong and her family.  Yong and her husband Randy were in Korea vacationing this month.  While out for a walk on Saturday Randy had collapsed and passed away.  Randy and Yong own the Heinbockel Bar in Tracy.  Please keep her and their family in your prayers.

Be good and enjoy your week.  One of us has too!

Toner Boy