So the week has come to an end. Time for all of us to spread our wings and fly into whatever makes the 5 prior days go away from our memories. Well the work part of those memories at least.
Not going to spend too much time reliving the week, but there are just a few high, ahhh.... low lights from the week in the news that I can't help but point out.
You will be glad to know that our money is not being wasted in the world of science. The University of West Florida has conducted a study on the 'booty call' and has found it to be a sexual act, and not an emotional one. Glad to see our tax money has gone to good use to solve this age old conundrum!
Speaking of pissing money into the wind. The some of the richest people in America have chosen to GIVE at least half of their personal wealth to charity. Gates, Buffett, Rockefeller, Bloomberg, Pickens, Lucas, Ellison, and Turner just to name a few. Buffett has pledged to give away 99% of his wealth, and Gates will has him only giving less than 3% of his wealth back to his family in his will. There is a charity that is searching for a cure to an ultra rare bone disease in dogs that is getting more money than his children are getting per his will! WTF? The 40 billionaires that have agreed to take part in this campaign have an estimated net worth of over $230 billion dollars. Yeah. That is a big ass number. They are estimating that these 40 people will be GIVING over $170 billion dollars of their wealth to charity. Dude... and I am just looking for a respectable job once again that pays me a wee 6 figures a year. These guys are giving, get this, 12 SOLID figures away. Do you understand what it takes to add just 1 figure to a number? Shift that decimal over one place? Lord. Why did the ones who built their wealth through products, or brands, have to fuck over the consumer as bad as you did to accumulate their mass fortunes if you were just going to turn around and give it all away? How do I become a charity? The Toner Boy Sanity Fund maybe? Think Gates will toss me a cool mil to get things started? Come on, I pimped his products for many years. Throw me a bone Bill!
For those of you who still talk on your cell phones while driving your cars, do yourself and your wallets a favor and break the habit. Starting next week there will be a crackdown by law enforcement and they will be giving tickets to anyone who is seen violating this law. They say it is one of the most ignored traffic laws next to the speed limit. You have been warned.
And last from the news.... This is coming from the downright freaky category! In Mexico City a newborn is declared as a still birth, cam alive inside of her coffin at the wake! The parents heard a strange noise coming from the casket and opened it to find their baby crying. The baby is currently in the hospital in stable condition. WTF?
Damn today is ultra boring. So is this blog. Well except for that last story... that shit creeped me out!
On the front lines here for Toner Boy things are pretty damn quiet. Most of my updates these days are on my Facebook Fan Page. If you do not follow me on Facebook, please do so if you want your daily updates from the office. To follow me just search for Toner Boy and click Like once you get to the page. All of my updates will appear on your Facebook Updates tab. You can also follow me on Twittter as well @Toner_Boy as all of my Facebook and blog updates get posted on Twitter.
As for my weekend... the girls are out of town today going down to visit grandma in Gilroy so I am going to be solo. I think I am going to run into Hayward tomorrow and play poker at the tattoo shop and visit Corn. Maybe I will get lucky and the chair will be open at some point while I am there and I can talk him into donating some ink to my body! That is about all she wrote though. Nothing else on the books. Maybe do some cooking at the house on Sunday. That is about it in my riveting life.
It looks as if my weekends will be free as the restaurant thing is not going to come to light. Well at least with me at the controls. She chose to stick with her base menu and not run my specials on the weekends. Best of luck to her and I hope it works out for them. As normal.... my food is always served upon request at home or abroad. One of these days soon I will be able to put together my kitchen, my way and with my style of food and service. To be honest.... that is the only way I really want to do it. No worries.
Yeah I know this post today lacks any real Toner Boy.... but I was bored and needed to do something! It is not even 11 and I am just drained in this place. Maybe it is because we are without our Penis? I miss Penis. Well I miss the other.... never mind.
Ice Shaker is booking a room at the Peppermill in Reno for this weekend on the other side of my cube in Spanish so the bosses can't understand what he is talking about. Nice. He is not as dumb as I thought.
Speaking of Reno it looks like there are about 12 to 14 of us going to Reno for Hunny's little birthday dinner and Dinners, Drive-Ins and Dives road trip. Can't wait to get away, should be a good time with everyone! I will have to tweet Guy after we get back and give him my feedback on these spots he has picked out! (As if my thoughts mean anything in his world!)
OK... lunch is just about here, and I have caused you as much pain as I possibly could in reading this crap today. Doubt anything will come up that makes me want to blog, but you never know what will show up on the Fan Page in Facebook.
Until I next time and I have something to actually say.
Toner Boy
2 comments:
OK, LEAVE THE LITTLE MEXICAN BABY IN THE HOSPITAL....OR THE CHURCH!!! Ok,maybe not the hospital since the don't know the difference between dead and alive. That or that lil fucker is possessed!! Either way, ditch it. But they may want to check their porches for any stray rotts or dobies.
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA I know freaky shit huh?
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