My bad....

OK I just went for my morning coffee pee and what else is new, I found a funny story to report while in there!

I walk in the bathroom and there is a guy over at the fall urinal finishing up his morning coffee pee when I come walking in.  So I head over to the kiddie stall and begin to pass some of the caffeine out of my system so as to not stand right next to him and have him think that I am fishing for a date.  He heads to the sink to wash his hands, turns the water on and then all of the sudden shuts it off and runs to the stalls!  All I can hear is him ripping off his belt and it bangs off the wall in the stall, and the shuffling of his feet as he tires to assume the position!  Yes.... emergency poop!  Guess he forgot what OTHER side affects that coffee can have on us.

Knowing how bad this could turn out and not wanting to have to answer any questions that may be asked by the medical or cleaning staff when they arrive, I finish quick and wash up so I can get out of there.  No sooner than when I open the door he let's out a bellowing roar of gas and shrapnel to a crowd of ladies walking in their bathroom next door as I run out ducking for cover!!!!

We are all laughing our asses off at what we were hearing and they thought it was funny as hell that I came out of there like a retreating soldier under heavy fire from the enemy!  There were men walking towards the bathroom who heard and saw this and turned cheek it was so bad.  Their theory was along the lines of... it can wait!  With all of this going on I could not pass up the one liners as I walked back to the office.  "You think that was bad you should have seen the pregame festivities!"  "Lord I would hate to be his dry cleaner!"  Last and certainly not least... "Ladies, I hear he is single.  Any takers?"  I God I hate to be that poor bastard having to face that crowd after I got them primed!

I know... I am going to hell.

Toner Boy