Hello? Hello? You people are killing me! Where are (Taking a line from a person who can REALLY write, Smut Queen. (http://sanchezzoo.blogspot.com/) all my peeps at?
Come on folks... Toner Boy deserves a cult following here. Unless ya'll think that this is a bunch of crap, then I want to see more Followers on my page! I see a lot of people comment on here and Facebook that are not Followers on this blog, that need to be! We need to get the word out about Toner Boy and his shit filled adventures!!!
Here are the rules... if you read this... then follow it! Click that little button on the side and become a Follower. I want your feedback and comments. If bad actors and reality stars (AHAHAHAH stars.... yeah OK!) can get Followers by the thousands to read about them going to the store, or taking a crap, be more interesting to read then this? If that is the case I will pull the plug on this thing and go back to living in my own little world.
You guys are going to make this a real hard sell as a movie when I present it to someone and say, "I would like you to take a look at this blog. I think it would make a great movie about the affects of the economy on the average American family. How many followers does it have? Ahhh... well right now we are at 14 strong and 2 of them are the same person. But I bet all of them would show up to the premier! I bet that would snowball ticket sales into the low hundreds! No? OK... at least 50. Most of them have kids and I will tell them they have to bring them. How about that?"
"My Hell for their little slice of Heaven." Christopher Walken as Hatcher ~ Rundown. I suffer so you can laugh people. So show me some love! Hell I need to pimp Smut Queen's soon to be released books to all you ladies out there, so what better place than the big screen??? If not... how about this little screen sitting on your desk!?!?! Come on... let's face it... unlike me... the bitch can write! I am a bad mix of drunken Ebonics. While my shit will make you laugh, ladies... her shit will make you rub one out! OK maybe, maybe not... but guys if you are into a little roll play you may at least get lucky when your woman is done reading one of her books! You dress like a vampire or zombie for her, and then you may get her to dress like a slutty Snow White for you! Know what I'm sayin??? Huh, huh?? Yeah baaaaby!!! Who is your dwarf miner daddy??? OK... went a bit too far there.
You get my point. There is a lot of damn good talent out there who is worth your time who do not have their names on IMDB. Support them. So like other famous people we can forget who you are when we make something of ourselves. (Damn it... inner voice!) My bad.
So start following Toner Boy, or I am Audi 5000!!!!
Toner Boy
5 comments:
For crying out loud! Are you happy now? I'm an official follower. :)
Oh you were reading this any way, so what did it hurt? AHAHAHAH
LMFAO!!!! Toner Boy, you crack me up. Thanks for the link to my blog. Good luck getting people to follow. I'm having a tough time myself, and have even resorted to embarrassing the shit out of myself to get more followers. Maybe I should post some of my smut online, lol!! That would bring em in, hahahahaha!
If you can't get them to do it willingly... threaten to take things away from them. ("You're threatening me. You're threatening me with pee?" Dwayne Johnson ~ Rundown) If that won't work.... beat them into submission! That is what the wife did to me, and look how I responded. She tells me that I am very happy with my choice to do so!
Ok Toner Boy, this relative has joined your followers....keep me laughing
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