Notes from the weekend...

"It starts." ~ Timon, Lion King.

Yes another start of the week begins for Toner Boy.

Influenza is about 2 coughs and a sniffle from me going over there and lopping her head off to save her from whatever "funk" she has going on in that cube of hers.  The Cracker is in fine Monday form and just walked past me with another bag of chips and his second Coke of the day.  GOD DAMN.... *BLESS YOU INFLUENZA!* (She is going to be the death of me I swear it!) The Throat is in FULL rattle mode today as she walks around bugging the crap out of me.  Must be hot because the Ice Shaker is a noisy fuck today.  Creeper is back in full swing squeaking his way around the office after being gone last week.  Go you sneaky bastard!  I mean this place is a chorus of noises!  FUCK... *BLESS YOU INFLUENZA!!!!"  "Cough, rustle, squeak, Ahhhh Choooo, sniffle, blow, squeak, constant clearing of the throat, crack, rustle, ice rattle..."  I am going to go nuts!

What else.  Let's see.  The weekend was good.  Went to dinner with The Fuzz and Smut Queen on Friday at Texas Roadhouse.  Foo watched all the kids so the parents could get away and plot how we are going to torture them and make their lives a miserable hell for another year.  Because that is what parents do don't ya know?  Hunny and the girls went to her mom's for the weekend to shop for dresses for the girls, they are going to be in their cousin's wedding here shortly, so I had the house to myself.  Not that I really saw much of it this weekend because Rocco kept me on the move this weekend.  He and my aunt are out for a few weeks from Vegas to pay us a visit.  On Saturday Rocco, McLovin and my aunt went out to the Asparagus Festival for a few hours and then returned to my parents to BBQ and have a few cocktails.  Albert came by for a martini at the end of the night, but by this time my batteries were running on low so I went home and crashed.  Got up on Sunday morning to go fishing with Pops, Rocco and McLovin for a few hours and then headed back to my parents once again to BBQ for the fam.  After 6 came over to watch the race and eat, and The Fuzz joined us after work as well.

Like I said pretty quiet weekend all in all.  Good food, good drink, family and friends.  All is well.  Well until now at least.... that fricken work thing keeps turning up like a bad penny on Monday to spoil things once again!!! OH DAMN! Now I have to listen to Influenza burp as well as the rest of her body functions?  What the hell?  Sounded like she got some on her shirt.  She just did it again.  Real lady like.  Why don't you just go ahead and drop some wolf bait on top of everything else you sick bitch!?!?!  Wonder if everyone else sitting around her bathes in body, ahhh I mean hand sanitizer like I do all day?  Shit... what is she drinking Double Bubble Burpa Cola?  What are the... Oh, WTF???  Hold on.  Does it say, "Burp here!" on the side of my fucking cube today?  McNasty just walked by and scared the hell out of me with a loud ass rumbling burp.  This is burp-a-bullshit if you ask me!  As I was asking... What are the odds that she is single?  Pretty damn good would be my guess! Arrrrggghhhh... *BLESS YOU INFLUENZA!*

Good grief.  Toner Boy... out.